Wanderlust – Below Belt Flop

In its earliest frames Wanderlust rips along, precision-aimed at the credit crunch generation, nervous of the future and all-too-familiar with the kind of real estate shyster who’ll claim your prospective purchase is not studio but micro-loft, but once you try to sell, says it is not micro-loft, more unshiftable studio apartment.

But then things meander.

The leading couple George and Linda (Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston) end up implausibly comfortable, their days of free love and tripping at the Elysium commune concluded. Elsewhere the movie is a blur of bouncing body parts (you have to admire a production that de-clothes its entire cast, the sole exceptions allowed to stay covered being the hot young women), hippie idiocies and flecks of hypocrisy within idealism.

There is sporadic laugh-out-loud brilliance of observation: the guy back in New York texting George about a (non-existent) prospective high-paying job for a prank; the new money older brother (Ken Marino) only sheltering George and Linda in order to humiliate them, and the reinvigorated attitude of the TV folks to the casino development news story once the protesters on camera have removed their bras.

Is Wanderlust actually any good? Or is it just a morass of disparate comic sketches and flopping appendages?

Anyone offended by nudity should steer clear, as should anyone, indeed, seeking anything either sharply meaningful or full-on searingly amusing. For Wanderlust is neither of these. It never could be: it’s too comfortable in its own skin, as useless at being purposeful as a cab driver who gabbles fascinatingly but will also make you miss your plane.

But yes, it is for anyone up for a chortle at hippiedom, who’ll be fine with vast expanses of naked flesh, and who’ll forgive the plot’s unflinching lack of earnestness. Possibly the making of this flick carried overtones of something of a jokey commune – sorry, intentional community – in itself. If not, the bet is that some on-hoof improvisation was never far absent.

Machine Gun Preacher – Powerful, Raw and Provoking

When I first saw the trailer, I immediately drew this film on my “to watch” list. After seeing Machine Gun Preacher, it was nothing I was expecting. It was better.

The story is centralized around Sam Childers, a man with a heavy criminal past. When he hits rock bottom, he finds God and with the love of his wife, daughter and mother and manages to turn things around. Inspired by a preacher working in Sudan, Sam decides to go to Africa and help those in need.

From the looks of it, Machine Gun Preacher would seem like a perfect feel-good film, starring a man with a criminal past, who almost over night turns things around and goes to Africa to help orphans. It isn’t. Director Marc Forster has done a fantastic job building up the character of Sam Childers (not to mention Gerard Butler who plays the man). He is a complicated man, conflicted with the urge and will to do good but with the means of evil, with the responsibility of his wife and daughter and with the orphans in Africa.

I said in the title that the movie was provoking. I believe that this is a movie that is asking all the right questions; Where do we draw the line? Where do the means justify the ends? There is no easy answer, maybe none at all. But I feel that this is an important question and I am happy the Marc has once again bought is back to our movie screens.

The only critic that I feel a need to raise is that it is way to subjective. We are made to believe that the enemy rebels, the LRA, are the ultimate evil force on earth, killing hundreds of thousands. I’m not questioning whether this is true or not. I simply don’t think evil is that simple, that each conflict can be divided into a good side and an evil side. It would be naive to think that cruelty haven’t been done on both sides.

At last, I would like to leave with a quote from Sam Childers: If a terrorist came into your home and abducted one of your family members and I told you I could bring that member home; Does it matter how I do it?

One For The Money – Ladies’ Night at the OK Corrall

Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl), out of work for six months and in desperate need of some income, goes to work for her cousin’s bail bondsman company – for every person she apprehends who has skipped bail she earns 10% of the bail money. So, of course, she goes for the big one – $500,000 bail on disappeared rogue cop Joe Morelli (Jason O’Mara). Not that there is anything personal in it, of course – the fact that Morelli took her virginity in high school and never called her has nothing to do with it. As she pursues Morelli, however, she gets deeper into the reason why he is on the run in the first place.

This film is a most peculiar beast. As the opening credits hit the screen, I noted that it seems to have been made almost exclusively by women – female protagonist, scripted by women, based on a female character in a series of books by a woman, directed by a woman. And it shows. It unfolds on screen exactly as you might expect an action movie made by women to unfold (fumbling in your handbag for your gun being just part of it). There are some horrible mismatches in tone – Plum has a cheery “Oh well” demeanour after a man is blown up by a car bomb meant for her, for instance, and this goes on all the way through – there are some unpleasantly violently moments which jar when set against the mildly comedic tone of the piece overall.

There seems to have been some uncertainty on the part of the makers as to how the movie should be approached. It is a violent crime detective story, told in a very feminine and gently humorous (though not actually very funny) way. I was grateful that the romantic element which threatened to raise its head never actually did.

There is nothing wrong with the story, only with the way it is told. And Plum (played wide-eyed and voluptuous by Katherine Heigl) never really convinces as a character – she isn’t hard enough and she doesn’t learn quickly enough to be credible in this story. Heigl’s screen presence continues to appeal as much as her physical appearance, and she offers more flesh than usual in a fully nude scene (albeit scrunched up in such a position that nothing naughty is on display, and only her squidgy places bulge out from assorted squeezeries. I’m making words up here). I suspect that this scene, and a number of cleavage scenes of the “If you’ve got it, flaunt it” variety, may have been there to reward the male viewers who had been dragged along by their other halfs.

This film is amiable. And I have a feeling that if it had a bit more edge to it, then it would have been less amiable but a better film. And maybe Miss Heigl would have stretched herself a bit, and perhaps even avoided the need to titillate.

The Woman in Black

Hammer (Horror) Studios were revived in 2007, and came back with worthwhile remake Let Me In and silly The Resident, it was good to see they were making a classic ghost story, and I was looking forward as well to seeing the child star grown up in a different role. Basically, set in the Edwardian period, Arthur Kipps (Harry Potter’s Daniel Radcliffe) is the young lawyer who has become depressed due to the death of his beautiful wife Stella (Sophie Stuckey) who died while giving birth to their son Joseph (Misha Handley). He is obviously caring for his now toddler son, who spends a lot of time making drawings of the family – with his father in them with a sad face. Arthur is assigned to complete paperwork for the sale of a large house on a marsh near an obscure village, and all the people there live in fear, so he is shunned on his arrival and stay. Alice Drabow was the owner of the Eel House estate, and she lived there with her husband, son Nathaniel (Ashley Foster), and her sister Jennet Humfrye (Liz White), and obviously Arthur has to look at the house itself too. As time goes by and Arthur is forced to stay in the house, due to the marsh water level rising, strange and mysterious things are happening, such as creaky noises and seeing things, and he realises that the house is haunted by the ghost of a woman scorned. He asks questions to the villagers, and he learns that the ghost of the Woman in Black is that of Jennett, and she is seeking revenge for the death of her son, who is actually Nathaniel, and was taken away from her. The only people who are friends to Arthur and willing to help him in the situation are local landowner Sam Daily (Ciarán Hinds) and his wife Elizabeth (Janet McTeer), as they understand what it is like to lose a son. They give him information concerning the estate, the background to the story of the Woman in Black to help an investigation, and Sam even helps Arthur pull out the body of Nathaniel from the marsh. Using a number of windup toys Arthur must lure the ghost into the son’s room so that she can see her boy and be at peace, and after a short attack she disappears, and he lays the body of her son by her side in her grave. In the end Arthur is reunited with his son Joseph, but then the curse of the ghost, where children are forced to kill themselves, strikes one more time, as Arthur and his son are hit a train, but in death they are finally reunited with Stella, and the Woman in Black looks on to freak you out. Also starring carriage driver Daniel Cerqueira as Keckwick and Tim McMullan as local solicitor Jerome. This is a good choice of film for Radcliffe, seeing how he spent the last ten years as the boy wizard, and it shows he does have a good range, hopefully this will continue into other genres. As for the film, it has all the right elements for a good classic scary movie, a haunted house where the victim is isolated, good tense music by Marco Beltrami, and a good amount of jumps, the biggest being near the end with a horrible high pitch scream from the ghost, it is certainly a horror thriller to see. Worth watching!

Chronicle – Ruined by weaknesses

I am giving a second fair warning in telling the reviewer that this review will contain several spoilers. Do not read on if you do not wish to know what happens.

In trailers, this movie is incredibly appealing to the average moviegoer. Three teenagers obtain telepathic powers but one starts to abuse their power. After hearing what a few of my friends had to say about the movie, I went to see it with very high expectations. I tend to look deeper into movies than most people around me seem to.

Starting off with the hits. The movie does a very good job of capturing what late high school life is like. The behaviors of the characters were all very realistic from the parties to the way the characters themselves acted. Another great thing the movie did was it kept you in your seat. Gimmick movies like these are always interesting simply for the fact that you don’t know what the characters are going to do next.

The hits of the movie are greatly over looked in my opinion due to the number of weaknesses this movie had. Character and story development were not created as well as they should have been. Matt seems to have an ex-girlfriend I assume but not a whole lot is really known about their relationship. It’s almost as if she’s just in the movie to take up time. The father-son relationship between Andrew and his father is a mystery to me. What in their past causes Andrew’s father to be so angry all the time other than Andrew’s dying mother? One thing that modern films seem to have a fancy for is the whole video camera deal. Just personal opinion, I don’t like it. It’s not a very good fad for big movies. The death of Steve in the movie didn’t have the emotion I expected. Matt seemed to completely under react against Andrew, knowing Andrew had killed Steve. Last but not least, one of the biggest issues I have with most modern movies, impossible situations. In the climatic moments of the movie, Matt and Andrew are fighting to the death in the city. Watching these two beat the hell out of each other and destroy buildings in the process gives me the impression that they’re both just about invincible. Smashing into buildings and doing considerable damage to said building doesn’t seem to do much harm to the characters, yet Andrew was able to be impaled and killed. Sort of insults me as the movie viewer.

I gave this movie a 5 out of 10. The hits in the movie were great but there were just so many weaknesses the movie had that I didn’t feel completely satisfied when I left the theater.

Chronicle – A Great Development in the “Found-Footage” Genre

I went into Chronicle with expectations unusually high for a film like this; I had previously noticed several positive reviews, and a high IMDb score. By no means confirmation of a good movie, but it gave me hope. I also kept in mind previous attempts at this style of film making. I enjoyed Cloverfield, and The Blair Witch Project was okay, but the shaky-cam and intensity of these films never really interested me. Especially the Paranormal Activity films.

Anyway, as you can tell by my score given, Chronicle is different. It’s set up very well. Andrew, our protagonist, is bullied and a bit antisocial. He has a mother dying of some unnamed disease and a violent alcoholic of a father. In his boredom, Andrew decides to start filming his day-to-day life. Whether or not the character believed this would help his social life, is debatable. But it’s all for establishing the world of Chronicle.

Andrew is accompanied by his cousin, Matt, and Steve, who is running for class president. I was pleased to see that the writers didn’t have the typical “popular kid bullies outsider” type of thing going on. If anything, Steve is the kindest and most likable character in the film. When attending a rave, the three guys (two of them clearly under the influence) stumble upon what appears to be a hole in the ground that is emitting slight tremors. They go inside, see some weird stuff, and it’s history from there: they have superpowers.

Next we see the guys in someone’s backyard, messing around, levitating a baseball. And here’s where the movie gets good. It’s just FUN to see these guys fool around with their newfound powers. It’s believable stuff. Just goofing off. And they get more powerful. They can fly. They’re having fun. They’re bonding. But when Andrew starts to abuse his power, we see a gap put between the boys. It’s the classic story of the weak man given the ultimate power.

Andrew becomes the strongest of the three, and he knows it. He believes he has become the “apex predator”, which really is an accurate description. “You don’t feel guilty when you squash a fly” Andrew says to the camera. It’s true; compared to Andrew, everyone else is a fly. Even Steve and Matt. But not until the end of the film does he really use his power as a form of leverage. But when Andrew becomes angry, instigated by his father, he takes it out on everyone and everything around him. And that was another great part of the film. Seeing what was basically a battle between two superheroes in downtown Seattle from the perspective of hand-held and security cameras. It’s exciting stuff.

The drama in the film is often hard-hitting, especially the pivotal moment I won’t spoil here. I think it’s because we get to know these characters as who they are; teenage boys. We see them around their friends, being open and honest. That’s what makes what would otherwise be meaningless important.

I’m sure Chronicle won’t be the last of these found-footage films (I’m trying to think of another term for them; I sound redundant!) but in a genre that is growing by the day and often times getting worse with each release, Chronicle stands out. Hopefully it influences a wave of other films of it’s genre. And I’m going to go on record and say that I think that Chronicle is the best of it’s kind yet.

Letting go in “The Vow”

In his recording studio in “The Vow” solemn Channing Tatum as Leo plays his guitar as meditation. In tearful epiphany he says, “She doesn’t love me…” Paige, who is the love of Leo’s life, has no memory of him or her past life with him following their traumatic car accident. “The Vow” is based on the true story of a couple where the wife lost her memory following a debilitating car accident. Today they are living happily and remarried with a wonderful family. This distinguishes Jason Katims and Marc Silverstein’s screenplay. Otherwise, “The Vow” is formulaic and predictable in good way given the premise. Channing Tatum is authentically convincing faring much better than Rachel McAdams, who plays Paige. This may have more to do with narrative trappings. What ultimately lands in “The Vow” is their touching tangible chemistry. Director Michael Sucsy has the good sense to leverage this, and get out the way. The character reveal for McAdam’s Paige is out of left field, though must be authentic given the source material.

Tatum and McAdams are a stunningly beautiful screen couple, who are so in love. The signature moment occurs as they exchange Wedding Vows. Leo promises never to forget “this once in a lifetime love.” Later on Tatum as Leo asks memoryless Paige if she would go out on a date with him, “I need to make my wife fall in love with me all over again.” “The Vow” is hokey and at times clumsy. But they got me—I was all in. I am a fan of McAdams and Tatum. Rachel McAdams as Paige is an enigmatic quandary. She is afforded moments of her distinct radiance as when Leo passionately praises what he thinks is her art show sculpture piece, but rather literally junk. She smiles, “You really love me!” For the women fans out there, shredded and naked Tatum shocks Paige as he walks into the kitchen. McAdams does a classic double take—after all it’s Channing Tatum.

Channing Tatum is definitely shoring up People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012. Tatum is also evolving as a strong romantic lead. With his physical presence and humbled easy charm, he is demonstrating he can play more than action heroes. Tatum always has a believable vulnerability and that works in “The Vow” and with McAdams. His innate screen physicality comes to plays as he decks Paige’s ex-fiancé Jeremy played with duplicitous zeal by Scott Speed man. We all want to see that.

So in “The Vow”, following a horrendous car accident where Paige’s head shatters through the car windshield, she displays a form of amnesia. Leo recovers from his injuries. However, Paige suffers brain swelling and is induced into coma for recovery. When she awakes she thinks Leo is her Doctor. Leo is devastated. Apparently, Paige has no memory of the past 4 years—including her marriage to Leo. Her estranged parents, wealthy attorney Bill Thornton (rigidly unforgiving Sam Neil) and his wife Rita (surprising Jessica Lange); swoop in to care for their prodigal daughter. Here is the bizarre twist. Leo’s Paige was the vegetarian wild child free spirit sculptor. Paige wakes up as the conservative preppy debutante, who was in law school and engaged to vain and arrogant Jeremy (Speedman). Gathering this is based on true events, does Paige’s polarized persona indicate past clinical trauma? Again, I have been watching way too much Dr. Drew.

However, Paige’s past confessions to Leo may allow us to determine cause. Paige eventually uncovers the toxic family secret from the past that poisons the present. Sam Neill is a little too transparent and unsympathetic as Paige’s protective Father. Surprisingly, Jessica Lange lacks the emotional gravitas as her Mother for requisite catharsis. Here McAdams is poignant as the young woman rediscovering her power to recreate herself by forgiving and releasing the hold of the past. It takes some patience, but Director Sucsy gently resolves the world. The power of love is in freedom, not possession. There is the touching moment in the end as Paige and Leo meet anew. The future is now a blank slate full of possibility. Tatum and McAdams make us pull for wonderful beginnings and falling in love in “The Vow”.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance – Ghost Rider himself looks better

I went to see this film this past weekend, mainly because I have not seen a movie at the theater in a while and I am one of the few people who enjoyed the first film. The movie has some stuff going for it, but overall I did not find it as enjoyable as the first film, which may as well not exist as the only thing tying this film to that one is Nicolas Cage. He is back, and in this one he just seems off, acting a bit to crazy for this particular role. Still, he was into the movie which is more than can be said for the rest of the actors and actresses in this one with the exception of Johnny Whitworth as one of the main baddies who I believe turns into Blackout in this film though no mention of the comic book character is made. This is not surprising as a lot of comic book films seem to ignore the villain or hero’s more well known name and instead use the character’s regular birth name. The story in this one has a boy being pursued by Satan, Peter Fonda being replaced by Ciran Hinds which was disappointing to me as I liked Fonda in the first film. Once again the first film seemed to be ignored completely. The boy’s mother had a relationship with one of the men pursuing her and her son and this character is bland and pointless. The only character more pointless is Christopher Lambert’s character who turns up later in the film. Still, the film had a couple of good action scenes to go along with all the drivel used to set up said action sequences. Ghost Rider looked cooler in this film, he is the only one that can be said to look better as the film overall has a cheaper look and feel to it. One can certainly tell the budget was slashed in half here. The parts of the film that were like drawings showing you what was happening to me seemed like a cheap way of getting out of doing the actual scene. Still, it passed the time okay, nothing I am going to rush out to see again mind you. This film is also the first film I have seen in 3D, and I will never watch another film in 3D if I can help it. Really added nothing to the film and it made my eyes feel very strained and weak for a couple of hours afterward. I was afraid of that cause I do have a lazy eye and it is affected by being tired or strained so 3D is just not for me. So a couple of good action scenes and a diversion, but this Ghost Rider, to me, just did not burn as brightly as the first film.

Safe House

“Easy Money” director Daniel Espinosa’s predictable spy versus spy saga “Safe House” takes its cues from “The Bourne Identity.” The chief difference is Denzel Washington isn’t cast as an amnesiac “Bourne” again hero. Instead, he is a former CIA agent at large who tops Langley’s most wanted list. Like the “Bourne” thrillers, this nimble actioneer concerns corrupt superiors in the CIA who want Denzel dead because he has harmful information about them. Mind you, this isn’t the first time that the CIA has been depicted as corrupt. Movies such as “Three Days of the Condor” and “Scorpio” used that plot back in the early 1970s. Of course, the Agency isn’t corrupt, only the people who fill its upper ranks. When freshman scribe David Guggenheim isn’t forging veils of mystery, Espinosa does his best to captivate us with brief, brutal, and breathless combat scenes in the tradition of the “Bourne” epics. Three-fourths of “Safehouse” depicts people shooting to kill and wielding their fists like cudgels. The heavily armed villains shoot first and shun questions. If you get in the way of these dastards, you die! Any movie where Denzel snaps a guy’s neck in the first quarter-hour and then leaves his corpse in a toilet stall isn’t designed to sell action hero figures. Indeed, nothing about either Denzel or the tenacious thugs blasting away at his heels is light-hearted. “The Green Lantern’s” Ryan Reynolds co-stars with Denzel as a character roughly similar to the guy that Ethan Hawke played opposite Denzel in “Training Day.” This is another of those male mentoring melodramas where an older guy grooms a younger guy for the grimy world of espionage and corruption.

The Central Intelligence Agency has been struggling for years to nab the elusive Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington of “American Gangster”) since he quit their ranks. When he shows up for a rendezvous with a shifty British Intelligence agent, Frost’s enemies miss him, but put a slug in the MI6 man’s skull. Frost scrambles for the safety of the American Embassy where authorities take him into custody. Meanwhile, Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds) is a gullible, straight-arrow CIA agent champing at the bit for some real action. Matt is a glorified custodian for a safe house who bides his time waiting for an posting as a field agent. Life in Cape Town, South Africa, where Matt is stationed as a ‘housekeeper,’ bores our hero to tears. Despite reassurances from his immediate superior David Barlow (Brendan Gleeson of “The General”), Matt feels like he is caught in a dead-in assignment. When he isn’t supervising the safe house, Matt cavorts with a gorgeous French gal, Ana (Nora Arnezeder of “Paris 36″), and fills her ears with lies about his business. Matt isn’t prepared for Frost’s arrival. He watches with obvious misgivings as a group of ruthless CIA agents, led by Daniel Kiefer (Robert Patrick of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”), subject Frost to some grueling water-board torture. Kiefer’s men wrangle a few precious moments with Frost before all hell breaks loose. Suddenly, another gang of gunmen burst in and riddle the premises. They kill everybody in sight. Things don’t look promising to Matt who is supposed to protect Frost. Frost persuades Matt to aid and abet him, and Matt learns what a CIA agent has to look forward to in his line of work. Just when everything looks okay for them, and Frost eludes Matt. Indeed, what seems like the entire Cape Town police force are scrambling to capture Matt. Matt’s superiors in Washington are furious. CIA honcho Harlan Whitford (Sam Sheppard of “Black Hawk Down”) not only sends Matt’s boss Barlow to South Africa, but also a snooty, suspicious-looking lady, Catherine Linklater (Vera Farmiga of “The Departed”), who believes that Frost has turned Matt. Ultimately, Matt sets out to not only recapture Frost but also look good in the eyes of his superiors. He isn’t ready for what he learns about either Frost or his superiors.

“Safe House” benefits from on-location lensing in Cape Town. Everything looks real gritty and none of it is familiar. This isn’t the kind of spy thriller that boasts exotic locations, desirable dames, and cool gadgets. Espinosa, Guggenheim, and Washington—who doubles as one of the executive producers—are gunning for realism and they achieve it. Again, the close quarters combat scenes will have you searching for bruises on yourself. Sadly, the surprises the occur throughout “Safe House” aren’t revelations, and the ending seems straight out of “Three Days of the Condor.” “Safe House” isn’t as good as some of Denzel’s earlier films and his shades-of-gray character doesn’t fare too well in the outcome. On the other hand, Ryan Reynolds delivers the strongest performance and emerges as a contender. “Safe House” is best watched as a rental.

Puss in Boots – Beautiful and fun

A fine, fun adventure for kids and their parents. I saw it in old-fashioned 2D and a couple of scenes knocked my socks off. First and foremost, the acting was superb. Antonio Banderas is a remarkable voice actor. His acting, and his comedic timing, combined with one incredible scene have made the film forever memorable.

And that scene is the scene when the magic bean stalk grows. There are only a very few motion picture sequences in the history of cinema that are so beautiful, amazing and filled with spirit they touch you down to the toes. I was awe struck.

We remember such cinematic and artistic genius in scenes from Gone With the Wind, Citizen Kane, Lawrence of Arabia, Bambi, 2001′s light show sequence and a very few other films that have gone on to become classics.

The only film in the last five years that had such a stunning shot was in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, when we are flown onto the workshop floor where whole planets are being made. The scene pulls you in with such artistry and beauty that your jaw drops and you realize you are seeing something truly magical and wondrous.

That is the best way to describe the scene in Puss In Boots when the main characters are caught up into the sky and playing among the clouds in that most remarkable sequence as the beanstalk shoots upward in graceful vines exploding lyrically with life. It is sure to become a part of motion picture legend, as legendary as the scene in Bambi when winter first arrives and Bambi and his friends play in the snow and on the ice; or the scene in Star Wars where we are whisked into hyperspace for the very first time, or the Millennium Falcon is pulled into the death star.

The whole film is just great. But this is the greatest moment and nails the entire film as a contender for becoming a classic.